#36 Souplantation - Buffet salads, soups and stuff.

The biggest mistake the framers of the Constitution made was omitting the phrase, "all you can eat." The right to gorge ourselves is an inalienable right. When I was a kid, the face-stuffing was done at a Duff's Smorgasbord. We filled ourselves with starches, fried chicken and suicides (a squirt from each soda tap for the uninitiated). Now, I'm a little bit more careful about what I eat, so I pig out on salads drenched in oil and rasberry vinegar, low-fat vegetable soup and pizza focaccia (carbs, whoops!). Regardless of what I'm eating, I still savor the wicked thrill of cleaning my plate and going for seconds.